1 00:00:04,478 --> 00:00:06,478 There's something ypu want to tell us? 2 00:00:06,502 --> 00:00:08,337 I respect you all? 3 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:11,381 MAN: "ATandT and YaoNet close deal." 4 00:00:11,882 --> 00:00:14,134 Wow. Bombshell. 5 00:00:14,218 --> 00:00:15,219 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 6 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:17,638 Our network's slowing down because YaoNet's here, and they're attacking us. 7 00:00:17,721 --> 00:00:19,640 LAURIE BREAM: We did not come here to attack you, simply 8 00:00:19,723 --> 00:00:22,017 in order to see how you got PiperNet to work, 9 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:24,269 which it turns out you did not. 10 00:00:24,353 --> 00:00:26,063 Pied Piper does not scale. 11 00:00:26,146 --> 00:00:27,397 Worthless piece of‐‐ 12 00:00:27,481 --> 00:00:28,232 (DRONE BUZZES) 13 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,400 I don't need to use Gilfoyle's A.I. 14 00:00:30,484 --> 00:00:32,110 in order to improve middle‐out. 15 00:00:32,194 --> 00:00:36,073 I need to use middle‐out to create a new A.I. 16 00:00:36,531 --> 00:00:37,658 BERTRAM GILFOYLE: Holy shit. 17 00:00:37,741 --> 00:00:39,952 Our network overhead must've massively shrunk. 18 00:00:40,035 --> 00:00:41,954 It worked. It‐‐ It‐‐ It‐‐ It happened. 19 00:00:42,037 --> 00:00:43,455 (YELLS) We did it! 20 00:00:43,872 --> 00:00:46,375 PILOT: And out of the left side, you can see... 21 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,168 I don't know what that is. 22 00:00:48,252 --> 00:00:49,086 (DINGS) 23 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:51,713 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 24 00:01:05,727 --> 00:01:07,729 (smacks lips, clears throat) 25 00:01:08,939 --> 00:01:10,857 Should I look at the... (clears throat) camera or you? 26 00:01:10,941 --> 00:01:13,360 Documentarian: You can just talk to me. Can you introduce yourself? 27 00:01:13,443 --> 00:01:15,404 Sure, yeah. Um... 28 00:01:15,487 --> 00:01:17,531 (loud, distorted): Uh, my name is Richard Hendricks, 29 00:01:17,614 --> 00:01:19,157 ‐and I'm the‐‐ ‐Documentarian: Could you...? 30 00:01:19,241 --> 00:01:21,285 My name is Richard Hendricks. I'm, uh, 31 00:01:21,368 --> 00:01:23,954 the founder and CEO of Pied Piper. 32 00:01:24,037 --> 00:01:25,664 I think like most people, I first heard about 33 00:01:25,747 --> 00:01:27,374 Pied Piper at TechCrunch Disrupt. 34 00:01:27,457 --> 00:01:29,084 ‐(audience cheering) ‐Middle‐out was a game changer. 35 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:32,504 ‐(screams) ‐Announcer: The winner of this year is Pied Piper. 36 00:01:32,588 --> 00:01:35,632 What you have to understand is conventional compression 37 00:01:35,716 --> 00:01:37,634 was like rubbing two sticks together. 38 00:01:37,718 --> 00:01:39,970 And along comes Pied Piper, out of nowhere, 39 00:01:40,053 --> 00:01:41,346 with a frickin' blowtorch. 40 00:01:41,430 --> 00:01:43,390 Well, we had really just started 41 00:01:43,473 --> 00:01:45,642 um, a few months earlier, 42 00:01:45,726 --> 00:01:48,687 and like a bunch of other Silicon Valley companies, 43 00:01:48,770 --> 00:01:51,231 we were just working out of a garage. 44 00:01:51,315 --> 00:01:53,108 Or a house, really. 45 00:01:53,191 --> 00:01:55,569 ‐Documentarian: Nice place? ‐No. 46 00:01:55,652 --> 00:01:57,070 Dinesh: It was like a shit hole, 47 00:01:57,154 --> 00:01:58,530 but there was so much shit in it, 48 00:01:58,614 --> 00:02:00,157 it was filled all the way up. 49 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,242 So, it was, like, level with the ground. 50 00:02:02,326 --> 00:02:05,120 If that's true, there was a little meniscus 51 00:02:05,203 --> 00:02:07,748 in the shit, and that's where... 52 00:02:07,831 --> 00:02:09,249 our dreams lived. 53 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:11,501 Not the kind of house you wanna take your shoes off in. 54 00:02:11,835 --> 00:02:14,379 Yeah, just fuckin' smelled really bad. 55 00:02:14,838 --> 00:02:17,007 It was all right. 56 00:02:18,342 --> 00:02:20,177 Jared: Oh, I was the sloppy girl 57 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:23,096 in the discotheque, just twirling and twirling 58 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:24,556 like the night would never end. 59 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:27,559 Jian‐Yang won the house from me in a game of chance. 60 00:02:27,642 --> 00:02:30,228 He told me to pick a number between one and 10. 61 00:02:30,312 --> 00:02:33,273 I picked seven, um, but it was three. 62 00:02:33,357 --> 00:02:34,441 Eh, you live, you learn. 63 00:02:34,524 --> 00:02:37,110 We had knocked around for a few years, 64 00:02:37,194 --> 00:02:40,447 trying different iterations of what we wanted to do. 65 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:45,035 It was at RussFest when things really got crazy for us. 66 00:02:45,118 --> 00:02:47,204 ‐(laughter) ‐Dinesh: It was so much money. 67 00:02:47,579 --> 00:02:48,830 So much. 68 00:02:48,914 --> 00:02:51,583 Yeah. Times were good. 69 00:02:55,337 --> 00:02:58,298 (rock music blasting) 70 00:02:58,382 --> 00:03:00,550 (Dinesh singing) 71 00:03:00,884 --> 00:03:04,388 ♪ Millionaire... ♪ 72 00:03:04,471 --> 00:03:06,139 Uh, DJ Mad Evil, 73 00:03:06,223 --> 00:03:07,557 could we cut the music for a second? 74 00:03:07,641 --> 00:03:10,185 ‐(music stops) ‐♪ Millionaire... ♪ 75 00:03:10,268 --> 00:03:12,270 I have a surprise for everybody, 76 00:03:12,354 --> 00:03:13,814 and, um, 77 00:03:13,897 --> 00:03:15,357 (laughing): suffice it to say, 78 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,236 I think that everyone here is gonna want a slice 79 00:03:19,319 --> 00:03:21,613 of this moist and scrumptious cake. 80 00:03:22,197 --> 00:03:24,866 We're gonna take a bite in three, 81 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,493 (laughs) two... 82 00:03:26,576 --> 00:03:27,786 Richard's in the cake! 83 00:03:27,869 --> 00:03:29,538 ‐Jared: one. ‐Fuckin' Gabe. 84 00:03:29,621 --> 00:03:32,082 ‐Surprise! ‐(rattling) 85 00:03:32,165 --> 00:03:33,750 (laughing) 86 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:36,086 Wait a second! What's going on with the cake? 87 00:03:36,169 --> 00:03:38,171 (rattling, grunting) 88 00:03:38,255 --> 00:03:40,382 ‐Push from your thighs. ‐(rattling) 89 00:03:40,465 --> 00:03:42,759 ‐Oh God, are you okay? ‐Richard: Fine. 90 00:03:43,468 --> 00:03:45,137 ‐Handle broke. ‐Oh. 91 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,847 ‐Doesn't matter. Oh, sorry. ‐I was right. 92 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:48,181 Oh, don't worry about it. 93 00:03:48,265 --> 00:03:50,016 ‐Don't worry about it. It's fine. ‐Pictures... 94 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,643 Richard: Okay, everybody. 95 00:03:51,852 --> 00:03:53,854 I'm here to tell you 96 00:03:53,937 --> 00:03:56,398 that it has all been worth it. 97 00:03:56,606 --> 00:03:58,233 ‐Woo! ‐Uh, 98 00:03:58,316 --> 00:04:00,360 because today, 99 00:04:00,444 --> 00:04:01,945 it finally happened. 100 00:04:02,487 --> 00:04:04,448 We just shipped 101 00:04:04,531 --> 00:04:06,616 the final build... 102 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:09,828 of the PiperNet firmware for ATandT's 103 00:04:09,911 --> 00:04:11,997 nationwide launch next week! 104 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,249 (cheering) 105 00:04:14,332 --> 00:04:16,001 ♪ ♪ 106 00:04:16,084 --> 00:04:17,544 What the fuck? Is that beer? 107 00:04:17,627 --> 00:04:19,713 No, you're not drinking that piss. We drink my piss! 108 00:04:19,796 --> 00:04:21,715 ‐ Tres Comas! ‐Oh. 109 00:04:21,798 --> 00:04:23,091 Russ: I just bought 110 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,551 all the Pied Piper shares 111 00:04:24,634 --> 00:04:26,595 that some dentist in Phoenix had. 112 00:04:26,678 --> 00:04:28,889 Oh, no way. My dad's a dentist in Phoenix. 113 00:04:28,972 --> 00:04:31,183 Well, hopefully he's not an asshole like this guy. 114 00:04:31,266 --> 00:04:34,478 ‐Big Head: Yeah, that would suck. ‐We could be talking... 115 00:04:34,561 --> 00:04:36,396 Cuatro Comas! 116 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,981 Drink up, you fucks! 117 00:04:38,064 --> 00:04:39,900 (cheering) 118 00:04:39,983 --> 00:04:42,027 (music playing) 119 00:04:42,527 --> 00:04:44,738 ‐No, no, no, just stop. Just stop. ‐(gagging) 120 00:04:44,821 --> 00:04:46,948 How does he make it look so difficult? 121 00:04:47,032 --> 00:04:48,492 ♪ Millionaire ♪ 122 00:04:49,034 --> 00:04:49,910 ♪ Trillionaire ♪ 123 00:04:49,993 --> 00:04:51,411 Another? Oh boy! 124 00:04:51,495 --> 00:04:53,830 (party chatter) 125 00:04:54,873 --> 00:04:57,000 Hey! There you are. 126 00:04:57,667 --> 00:04:59,920 I, uh, got you something. 127 00:05:00,003 --> 00:05:02,380 Oh, Monica. (chuckle) 128 00:05:05,842 --> 00:05:06,927 "Leaving ATandT. 129 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:09,346 "Just dotted the I's, crossed the T's, 130 00:05:09,429 --> 00:05:11,473 and every single detail is perfect." 131 00:05:11,556 --> 00:05:14,267 ‐I sent this to you last week. ‐Yeah, and as soon as you did, 132 00:05:14,351 --> 00:05:16,269 I knew I had to frame it. 133 00:05:16,353 --> 00:05:19,231 Well, I mean, I had my assistant frame it, but you know. 134 00:05:19,314 --> 00:05:20,982 It's really awesome. 135 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:23,193 Although... 136 00:05:23,735 --> 00:05:26,404 Are you sure this is what I sent to you? 137 00:05:26,863 --> 00:05:28,406 ‐Yeah. Why? ‐Okay. 138 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:30,200 No, here. 139 00:05:31,284 --> 00:05:33,245 Huh. That's weird. 140 00:05:33,328 --> 00:05:35,622 Oh, it's because‐‐ It's actually kinda funny. 141 00:05:35,705 --> 00:05:38,750 ‐Um, I'm not sure if you‐‐ ‐Jian‐Yang: Richard, congratulations. 142 00:05:39,042 --> 00:05:41,336 It's your very close friend Jian‐Yang, 143 00:05:41,419 --> 00:05:44,297 and I would like you to give me free shares 144 00:05:44,381 --> 00:05:45,549 of Pied Piper. 145 00:05:45,632 --> 00:05:47,551 (chuckle) Okay, Jian‐Yang. Uh... 146 00:05:47,634 --> 00:05:50,428 Well, you had plenty of opportunity to invest. 147 00:05:50,512 --> 00:05:52,347 ‐Still do. ‐Yeah, you can buy Pipercoin. 148 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:55,642 Monica, two men are talking business. 149 00:05:55,725 --> 00:05:57,894 You can find your broom and fly away. 150 00:05:57,978 --> 00:06:00,397 Suit yourself. I just checked the ledger, and the coin 151 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,733 we issued to Erlich was just sold for $20 million. 152 00:06:10,365 --> 00:06:11,658 Richard, 153 00:06:11,741 --> 00:06:13,493 is the mean lady right? 154 00:06:13,577 --> 00:06:16,454 Errich is now fat and rich? 155 00:06:16,705 --> 00:06:18,373 Uh, yeah, I guess. 156 00:06:18,456 --> 00:06:20,083 Where is he? 157 00:06:21,084 --> 00:06:22,961 I don't know. 158 00:06:23,044 --> 00:06:24,713 Tibet still, maybe. 159 00:06:25,922 --> 00:06:27,424 Okay. 160 00:06:28,091 --> 00:06:29,593 Tibet. 161 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:31,386 Okay. 162 00:06:36,850 --> 00:06:38,935 ‐Richard: Huh. ‐Documentarian: So, at this point, 163 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:41,354 steaming into the launch, you had no idea 164 00:06:41,438 --> 00:06:43,523 ‐what was about to happen. ‐No. 165 00:06:43,607 --> 00:06:45,692 No, none. None whatsoever. 166 00:06:45,775 --> 00:06:47,611 Everything was going... 167 00:06:47,694 --> 00:06:50,196 great. 168 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,823 Dinesh: What the fuck is wrong with Richard? 169 00:06:51,906 --> 00:06:53,533 Why does he wanna see us so early? 170 00:06:53,617 --> 00:06:54,993 Well, he's been here all night. 171 00:06:55,076 --> 00:06:58,204 He wouldn't explain, but he is in a bit of a state. 172 00:06:58,288 --> 00:06:59,873 ♪ ♪ 173 00:06:59,956 --> 00:07:01,875 ‐Hey, Richard? ‐(marker squeaking) 174 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:03,209 Richard, they're here. 175 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:05,795 Oh, great. Yeah. Sit, sit. Sit, sit. 176 00:07:05,879 --> 00:07:07,464 ‐Dinesh: Why? ‐Just find a seat. 177 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:09,841 ‐Richard, what's wrong? ‐Richard: I don't know. 178 00:07:09,924 --> 00:07:12,135 Maybe nothing. Maybe something. 179 00:07:12,385 --> 00:07:14,638 Look, here, I wanna show you something. Um... 180 00:07:15,805 --> 00:07:17,182 You see? Okay. So, uh, 181 00:07:17,265 --> 00:07:20,143 this was a message I sent to Monica last week. 182 00:07:20,226 --> 00:07:22,562 She had it framed for me as a gift. 183 00:07:22,646 --> 00:07:25,440 Oh, I was gonna get you a gift, but, um, 184 00:07:25,523 --> 00:07:27,817 it was back‐ordered, so it's coming next‐‐ 185 00:07:27,901 --> 00:07:29,778 Look at the dots. Count the dots. 186 00:07:29,861 --> 00:07:32,322 ‐Dots? ‐The dots! Look, look. 187 00:07:32,739 --> 00:07:36,618 "Every single detail is," dot‐dot‐dot, "perfect." Okay? 188 00:07:36,993 --> 00:07:38,954 There are three dots in that ellipsis, 189 00:07:39,037 --> 00:07:41,915 which is the correct number of dots. However, 190 00:07:41,998 --> 00:07:45,752 in the message that I sent her, 191 00:07:45,835 --> 00:07:47,837 there are... 192 00:07:48,505 --> 00:07:51,383 four dots, which is incorrect. 193 00:07:51,466 --> 00:07:54,886 Thus, not perfect. It was a joke. 194 00:07:56,012 --> 00:07:58,682 ‐Was it? ‐Yes. Was and is. 195 00:07:58,765 --> 00:08:00,266 (laugh) 196 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:03,979 Okay, well, uh, I didn't change your joke, Richard. 197 00:08:04,062 --> 00:08:05,647 That's what I got. Three dots. 198 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:07,357 (laugh) 199 00:08:07,565 --> 00:08:10,652 Wait, is it... three dots that's funny or is it four? 200 00:08:10,735 --> 00:08:13,238 Richard: Four, four, four. That's what I sent her, four. 201 00:08:13,321 --> 00:08:15,907 But our messaging is encrypted. So, 202 00:08:15,991 --> 00:08:18,451 how did what I send, four dots, 203 00:08:18,535 --> 00:08:20,412 end up as three dots in her feed? 204 00:08:20,495 --> 00:08:22,247 Data corruption, bit flip, 205 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:25,166 ‐just a fluke. ‐Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's what I thought. 206 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:27,627 So, then I checked the logs, read the math. 207 00:08:27,711 --> 00:08:30,130 The total size of all sent messages 208 00:08:30,213 --> 00:08:32,090 should be the same as the total size 209 00:08:32,173 --> 00:08:34,467 of all received messages, right? 210 00:08:34,551 --> 00:08:38,221 But it's not. The received messages are smaller. 211 00:08:38,304 --> 00:08:41,558 How? How is that possible? Unless... 212 00:08:42,058 --> 00:08:43,768 our network... 213 00:08:43,852 --> 00:08:45,895 is compressing the content 214 00:08:45,979 --> 00:08:49,774 of encrypted files in transit. 215 00:08:49,858 --> 00:08:52,402 And the only way that is possible 216 00:08:52,485 --> 00:08:55,321 is by bypassing encryption. 217 00:08:55,405 --> 00:08:57,449 ‐Well, that's impossible. ‐Richard: I agree. 218 00:08:57,532 --> 00:08:59,784 It makes no sense, 219 00:09:00,285 --> 00:09:03,621 but don't you think we should figure this out before launch? 220 00:09:04,205 --> 00:09:05,832 Richard, don't do this. Not now. 221 00:09:05,915 --> 00:09:07,208 We launch in four days. 222 00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:09,127 The TV spots are already running. 223 00:09:09,210 --> 00:09:10,879 We're not jeopardizing billions of dollars 224 00:09:10,962 --> 00:09:12,464 because you're missing a dot. 225 00:09:12,547 --> 00:09:14,716 Should I get everyone in here to start working on this? 226 00:09:14,799 --> 00:09:17,010 ‐Well‐‐ ‐Gilfoyle: We're beyond that. 227 00:09:17,093 --> 00:09:18,845 The others can't help us now. 228 00:09:18,928 --> 00:09:21,181 Jared, bolt the doors. 229 00:09:21,264 --> 00:09:22,307 What's in the bag? 230 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:24,225 Clif bars and a gun. 231 00:09:27,854 --> 00:09:30,356 Gavin Belson: (sigh) May I be honest? 232 00:09:30,732 --> 00:09:33,359 There was a period of my life in which 233 00:09:33,443 --> 00:09:36,780 I would've rooted for the failure of Richard Hendricks. 234 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:39,908 That was a different Gavin Belson. That was... 235 00:09:39,991 --> 00:09:41,701 tech icon Gavin Belson, 236 00:09:41,785 --> 00:09:43,661 not literary icon Gavin Belson. 237 00:09:43,745 --> 00:09:45,997 Since leaving Hooli, I've co‐authored 238 00:09:46,081 --> 00:09:48,208 37 adult romance novels. 239 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:50,668 Fondly, Margeaux. The Lighthouse Dancer. 240 00:09:50,752 --> 00:09:52,754 Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses. 241 00:09:52,837 --> 00:09:54,631 Over here, The Prince of Puget Sound. 242 00:09:54,714 --> 00:09:56,674 Uh, and lastly, His Hazel Glance. 243 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:59,052 All international best sellers. 244 00:09:59,135 --> 00:10:01,596 Uh, G‐Gavin. A moment, please. 245 00:10:02,972 --> 00:10:04,474 (sigh) 246 00:10:04,974 --> 00:10:07,143 I'm so sorry. A moment. 247 00:10:08,812 --> 00:10:10,230 Gavin: The fuck is your problem? 248 00:10:10,313 --> 00:10:12,857 Rod Morgenstern: You said that this would be an hour. 249 00:10:12,941 --> 00:10:14,442 Gavin: Well, we're just running a little over. 250 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:17,112 Rod: Yeah, with the lights, and the machines, 251 00:10:17,195 --> 00:10:18,238 and the sound equipment, 252 00:10:18,321 --> 00:10:19,989 how is this ever gonna be an hour? 253 00:10:20,073 --> 00:10:21,908 Gavin: You're acting hysterical, all right? 254 00:10:21,991 --> 00:10:23,576 We'll have plenty of time to write this‐‐ 255 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:25,495 Rod: Yeah, you know what? You know what? 256 00:10:25,578 --> 00:10:28,206 Do your‐‐ your little interview. 257 00:10:28,289 --> 00:10:29,749 I'll just write the book myself, okay? 258 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:31,668 Gavin: Well, if you could you would, but you can't. 259 00:10:31,751 --> 00:10:33,336 You're stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you. 260 00:10:33,419 --> 00:10:35,004 Rod: Whoa, whoa, whoa... 261 00:10:35,338 --> 00:10:37,715 That's what Florian says to Claudette 262 00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:39,467 outside the cheese cave! 263 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,719 ‐Gavin: Oh my God! That's our third act! ‐Rod: Third act! 264 00:10:41,803 --> 00:10:44,222 ‐Gavin: Yes! Okay, go, put the kettle on. ‐Rod: Yeah. 265 00:10:44,681 --> 00:10:46,891 I'm terribly sorry. I'm gonna have to cut this short. 266 00:10:46,975 --> 00:10:48,643 Thank you for coming. 267 00:10:50,687 --> 00:10:54,357 When Richard told me about the dots last night, 268 00:10:55,024 --> 00:10:57,277 initially, I dismissed it as the ranting 269 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,404 of a self‐sabotaging idiot. 270 00:10:59,779 --> 00:11:01,823 But a few hours later when I woke up 271 00:11:01,906 --> 00:11:04,617 in a stall in the second story men's bathroom, 272 00:11:04,701 --> 00:11:06,411 I realized something. 273 00:11:06,494 --> 00:11:07,871 That you're an alcoholic? 274 00:11:08,538 --> 00:11:11,249 Perhaps, but high‐functioning. 275 00:11:11,332 --> 00:11:14,169 Much like our network. To wit... 276 00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:15,336 (typing) 277 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:18,047 Our internal messaging, based on HooliChat, 278 00:11:18,131 --> 00:11:20,633 uses a weak encryption standard 279 00:11:20,717 --> 00:11:22,594 known as P‐256. 280 00:11:23,219 --> 00:11:25,096 Whether Richard believes it or not, 281 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:26,639 our network cracked it. 282 00:11:26,723 --> 00:11:27,932 Who allowed it to do that? 283 00:11:28,016 --> 00:11:29,976 Gilfoyle: We did, when we gave it one job. 284 00:11:30,226 --> 00:11:31,686 To make itself more efficient. 285 00:11:31,769 --> 00:11:33,646 It developed a general solution 286 00:11:33,730 --> 00:11:36,983 to discrete log in polynomial time. 287 00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:37,984 What? 288 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,986 Jared: Okay, is this a good thing 289 00:11:40,069 --> 00:11:42,739 or a bad thing? Someone tell me how to feel. 290 00:11:42,822 --> 00:11:46,242 Abject terror for you. Build from there. 291 00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:49,037 Gilfoyle: Once launched, 292 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,040 our AI will keep learning to break 293 00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:55,376 more and more sophisticated parameters. 294 00:11:55,752 --> 00:11:57,545 Ultimately, this will mean the end 295 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:58,880 of privacy. 296 00:11:59,255 --> 00:12:00,465 Electrical grids, 297 00:12:00,548 --> 00:12:03,009 financial institutions, 298 00:12:03,092 --> 00:12:04,761 the nuclear launch codes 299 00:12:04,844 --> 00:12:07,180 for every single nuclear weapon. 300 00:12:07,263 --> 00:12:08,681 All will be exposed. 301 00:12:08,765 --> 00:12:10,391 Pure violence will become 302 00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:12,268 the only basis of power. 303 00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:14,479 Spare us the apocalyptic desert planet 304 00:12:14,562 --> 00:12:16,898 sci‐fi bullshit, Frank Herbert. 305 00:12:16,981 --> 00:12:19,275 Uh, Frank Herbert was a writer who wrote a series of‐‐ 306 00:12:19,359 --> 00:12:21,903 I know who fucking Frank Herbert is. 307 00:12:21,986 --> 00:12:23,738 Oh. I'm sorry. 308 00:12:23,821 --> 00:12:25,281 Was that gendered? 309 00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:27,492 ‐That was gendered. ‐Richard: Okay, Gilfoyle. 310 00:12:27,575 --> 00:12:29,827 Even if everything you're saying is right, 311 00:12:29,911 --> 00:12:31,871 and that's where we're headed, 312 00:12:31,955 --> 00:12:33,539 there's gotta be a way to fix it. 313 00:12:33,623 --> 00:12:35,625 Fix what, Richard? The network is doing 314 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:37,293 exactly what we told it to do. 315 00:12:38,127 --> 00:12:40,338 The AI is optimizing the compression 316 00:12:40,421 --> 00:12:42,882 and the compression is optimizing the AI. 317 00:12:43,466 --> 00:12:46,052 Everything that makes it successful 318 00:12:46,135 --> 00:12:49,514 is exactly what makes it dangerous. 319 00:12:49,597 --> 00:12:51,766 It's a feature, not a bug. 320 00:12:51,849 --> 00:12:54,560 No (scoff), no, no. Okay, no. 321 00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:55,895 What are we gonna do about it? 322 00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:57,397 What do you suggest we do about it? 323 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,107 You're gonna make me say it, aren't you? 324 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:02,318 Fine. 325 00:13:02,735 --> 00:13:04,821 We built a monster. 326 00:13:04,904 --> 00:13:06,072 We need to kill it. 327 00:13:06,155 --> 00:13:09,158 ‐Dinesh: Fuck. ‐Are you out of your mind? 328 00:13:09,242 --> 00:13:12,161 No, no, no, no, no, Gilfoyle. 329 00:13:12,245 --> 00:13:14,664 We didn't build a monster, first of all. 330 00:13:14,747 --> 00:13:16,708 We built the single greatest 331 00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:18,543 fucking network, ever, in the world. 332 00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:20,753 That's the big one. 333 00:13:20,837 --> 00:13:22,922 And I'm sorry, you wanna kill it? 334 00:13:23,006 --> 00:13:25,675 Now? Now? Now? 335 00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:27,552 We are inches away from the finish line. 336 00:13:27,635 --> 00:13:29,095 You wanna fucking kill it? 337 00:13:29,178 --> 00:13:31,973 We did it, man! We built it! It works! 338 00:13:32,056 --> 00:13:36,144 It just needs a little help! We just gotta fix it, okay? 339 00:13:36,644 --> 00:13:38,354 We don't kill it! 340 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:41,274 That's crazy, man! Kill yourself is the thing. 341 00:13:41,357 --> 00:13:42,984 Fuck you. 342 00:13:43,818 --> 00:13:45,278 I mean... 343 00:13:45,361 --> 00:13:46,738 that's crazy. 344 00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:51,034 When people ask me about Pied Piper, 345 00:13:51,117 --> 00:13:54,537 I always tell them the same thing. 346 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,749 (soft grunting) 347 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,252 Are there other questions? 348 00:14:01,335 --> 00:14:04,380 Uh, yeah. Can you elaborate? 349 00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:06,966 Mm... yes. 350 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:09,719 (quiet prison chatter) 351 00:14:11,512 --> 00:14:13,097 Will you? 352 00:14:13,514 --> 00:14:15,349 Ah... 353 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:17,060 Hmm... 354 00:14:25,193 --> 00:14:26,277 (sigh) 355 00:14:38,748 --> 00:14:41,584 Save it, Jared. I'm not in the mood for a pep talk. 356 00:14:43,086 --> 00:14:45,296 You know, if I learned anything from my time with Gwart, 357 00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:47,799 it's the power of just listening. 358 00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:50,384 Fucking Gilfoyle. 359 00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:53,971 Shut it down? Are you fucking kidding me? 360 00:14:54,055 --> 00:14:56,974 Throw everything away that we've been working toward? 361 00:14:57,058 --> 00:14:58,768 Not to mention the fact that we have a contract 362 00:14:58,851 --> 00:15:00,645 worth billions of dollars. 363 00:15:00,728 --> 00:15:03,022 Yeah, that's a lot of money. 364 00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:05,441 And what about all the other stuff we're gonna do? 365 00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:08,277 I mean, give internet to underserved communities, 366 00:15:08,361 --> 00:15:11,239 students in the homework gap, refugees, genomic research. 367 00:15:11,322 --> 00:15:13,282 Pied Piper can help scientists cure cancer. 368 00:15:13,366 --> 00:15:16,119 ‐And cancer is bad. ‐Cancer fuckin' sucks! 369 00:15:16,202 --> 00:15:18,704 "Hey, I'd like some cancer, please." No. 370 00:15:18,788 --> 00:15:20,873 And we have this beautiful baby, 371 00:15:20,957 --> 00:15:23,126 who is a little sick... 372 00:15:24,001 --> 00:15:26,212 But, apparently, it's now the devil, 373 00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:27,547 and we have to kill it. 374 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:30,091 I vote we take it to the doctor, but fuck. 375 00:15:30,341 --> 00:15:32,426 I had a foster mother who thought I was the devil 376 00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,387 and that she had to kill me. 377 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:36,806 And I think it was pretty traumatizing for her. 378 00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:39,559 And th‐the odds... 379 00:15:39,642 --> 00:15:42,395 of Gilfoyle's stupid crazy 380 00:15:42,478 --> 00:15:45,148 doomsday scenario actually coming true are... 381 00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:47,733 I mean, we've had a nuclear arsenal for decades, 382 00:15:47,817 --> 00:15:50,862 and we're fine. I mean, outside of a couple... 383 00:15:50,945 --> 00:15:53,322 substantial blips. Two in particular. 384 00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:54,991 I'd say we're safer. 385 00:15:55,283 --> 00:15:57,160 The real killer is stress. 386 00:15:57,243 --> 00:15:58,953 Okay, sure, fine. 387 00:15:59,036 --> 00:16:01,289 Oppenheimer famously said he regretted 388 00:16:01,372 --> 00:16:03,332 building the atom bomb and died in despair, 389 00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,293 but what the fuck does that have to do with anything? 390 00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:08,129 Oppenheimer. What a self‐obsessed little bitch. 391 00:16:08,212 --> 00:16:11,090 What are we supposed to do, huh? What are we supposed to do? 392 00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:13,926 Fucking Gilfoyle. We'll just call up ATandT 393 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:16,095 and say that our network is so good 394 00:16:16,179 --> 00:16:18,514 that it'll eventually become some doomsday device, 395 00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:21,767 and we have no moral option but to destroy it 396 00:16:21,851 --> 00:16:24,437 before we let you release it? I mean... 397 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,522 We're not doing it! We're not. 398 00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:29,650 ‐We're not. ‐Hey, Richard. 399 00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:31,527 ♪ ♪ 400 00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:34,697 Whatever you think is best, that's what we're gonna do. 401 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:39,660 I mean, they just put up the billboard. 402 00:16:40,745 --> 00:16:43,206 She's a beauty, right? 403 00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:56,219 Fu‐‐! Sorry, guys. 404 00:16:56,802 --> 00:16:59,055 ‐Gilfoyle's right. ‐Seriously? 405 00:16:59,138 --> 00:17:01,766 We're seriously doing this? We're canceling the launch? 406 00:17:01,849 --> 00:17:05,603 Well, no. Uh, ha, that's not enough. 407 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:08,606 Our network is dangerous. 408 00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:10,942 If we cancel it or shut it down, 409 00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:12,818 then others will try to copy 410 00:17:12,902 --> 00:17:15,488 or reverse engineer everything that we've built. 411 00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:16,948 It's like... 412 00:17:17,031 --> 00:17:18,616 It's like the four‐minute mile. 413 00:17:18,699 --> 00:17:20,326 Everybody thought it was impossible, 414 00:17:20,409 --> 00:17:21,536 until someone did it, 415 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:23,621 and then everybody started doing it 416 00:17:23,704 --> 00:17:25,748 because they knew it could be done. 417 00:17:26,249 --> 00:17:28,084 Jared: Right. Roger Bannister. 418 00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:30,378 Now, imagine he'd gone into cardiac arrest 419 00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:32,838 and evacuated on himself and died. 420 00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:34,966 And as he lay there with his prolapsed anus 421 00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:37,343 peeking beneath the running shorts on his newly dead body, 422 00:17:37,426 --> 00:17:38,719 the crowd jeered and grimaced. 423 00:17:38,803 --> 00:17:40,596 That is what has to happen to us. 424 00:17:41,514 --> 00:17:43,599 We have to shit ourselves to death. 425 00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:45,309 Mm‐hmm. Mm‐hmm. 426 00:17:45,393 --> 00:17:46,477 He's right. 427 00:17:46,561 --> 00:17:49,355 Our launch has to fail, publicly... 428 00:17:49,438 --> 00:17:50,856 and spectacularly. 429 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,609 Are you dumbfucks listening to yourselves? 430 00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:55,903 Because I am, 431 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,780 and you are dumb. 432 00:17:57,863 --> 00:17:59,407 And fucks. 433 00:18:00,074 --> 00:18:02,368 Gilfoyle is willing to destroy everything we've built 434 00:18:02,451 --> 00:18:04,287 just to prevent me from having money! 435 00:18:04,370 --> 00:18:05,538 (beeping) 436 00:18:05,621 --> 00:18:07,248 Interesting. 437 00:18:07,331 --> 00:18:08,583 Is that Dinesh's Tesla? 438 00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:10,293 What? 439 00:18:12,545 --> 00:18:15,256 ‐There's no one in it. ‐Gilfoyle: Correct. 440 00:18:15,339 --> 00:18:18,009 You have the Tesla mobile app on your phone, 441 00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:21,721 which communicates over the Pied Piper network. 442 00:18:22,221 --> 00:18:25,266 A few hours ago, I tasked said network 443 00:18:25,349 --> 00:18:28,811 with providing me your TLS encryption key, 444 00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:30,771 which it just gave me. 445 00:18:31,314 --> 00:18:33,816 To verify that that key was correct, 446 00:18:33,899 --> 00:18:36,485 I decided to autodrive your car 447 00:18:36,569 --> 00:18:38,571 to the car wash on El Camino. 448 00:18:38,654 --> 00:18:41,365 It appears the key was correct, 449 00:18:41,449 --> 00:18:42,783 ‐no? ‐(revving) 450 00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:44,243 Be careful, Charlotte. 451 00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:46,704 What encryption does Tesla use? 452 00:18:46,787 --> 00:18:49,248 Curve 25519, 453 00:18:49,332 --> 00:18:51,375 the most secure... 454 00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:54,545 discrete log parameter there is. 455 00:18:54,629 --> 00:18:55,921 Not anymore. 456 00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:58,799 Our network just blew it apart like a prolapsed anus. 457 00:18:58,883 --> 00:19:02,053 In only two hours and 47 minutes. 458 00:19:02,637 --> 00:19:05,056 ‐The prosecution rests. ‐Monica: Okay, Dinesh, 459 00:19:05,139 --> 00:19:07,266 they're right. We have to fail, 460 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,310 and it has to look like an accident, 461 00:19:09,393 --> 00:19:11,812 or else we could all go to prison. 462 00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:14,148 ♪ ♪ 463 00:19:14,231 --> 00:19:16,901 ‐No, I cannot do it. ‐Gilfoyle: Of course you can. 464 00:19:16,984 --> 00:19:20,404 Your entire life has prepared you to publicly fail. 465 00:19:20,488 --> 00:19:22,448 You're just failing to see that right now. 466 00:19:22,531 --> 00:19:25,743 Don't insult me. I can fail circles around you losers. 467 00:19:25,826 --> 00:19:27,119 But will I? 468 00:19:27,203 --> 00:19:29,205 I'm gonna be honest with you. 469 00:19:29,705 --> 00:19:31,332 No offense to me, 470 00:19:31,415 --> 00:19:34,251 but I am greedy and unreliable, 471 00:19:34,335 --> 00:19:35,711 bordering on piece of shit. 472 00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:37,672 If there is a chance 473 00:19:37,755 --> 00:19:41,217 to stop you guys from stopping you guys, I will do it. 474 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,802 I will sabotage your sabotage. 475 00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:45,971 So, if this company needs to fail 476 00:19:46,055 --> 00:19:48,099 epically, like fucking fail... 477 00:19:50,059 --> 00:19:51,686 you need to do it without me. 478 00:19:52,353 --> 00:19:54,021 Revoke my permissions. 479 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,606 Delete my PiperMail account. 480 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:58,693 I will use Gmail like a fucking basic bitch. 481 00:19:59,652 --> 00:20:01,320 (sigh) 482 00:20:01,404 --> 00:20:04,365 Don't let me anywhere near that launch. 483 00:20:04,573 --> 00:20:07,410 I may beg, and I will lie to you. 484 00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:10,788 I cannot bribe you because I don't have any money. 485 00:20:11,789 --> 00:20:14,250 But I am too much of a liability. 486 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:17,878 That is the most courageous act of cowardice I've ever seen. 487 00:20:17,962 --> 00:20:20,297 All this because of a fucking dot. 488 00:20:21,549 --> 00:20:24,593 Dinesh's car is at the Wendy's drive‐thru. 489 00:20:25,094 --> 00:20:26,095 Anybody hungry? 490 00:20:26,178 --> 00:20:27,138 They call it PiperNet, 491 00:20:27,221 --> 00:20:28,806 and it's coming to your phone. 492 00:20:28,889 --> 00:20:31,183 Tomorrow at noon, the Pied Piper app will go live 493 00:20:31,267 --> 00:20:34,019 on the latest 5G‐equipped iOS and Android phones 494 00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:36,063 in 10 major cities across the country. 495 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:39,191 ATandT says, if things go as planned, PiperNet could be 496 00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:41,777 on more than a half billion devices within a year. 497 00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:45,406 And no one is more excited than technology super fans, 498 00:20:45,489 --> 00:20:48,325 ‐like the ones behind me... ‐(cheering) 499 00:20:48,409 --> 00:20:50,536 who are camping out all night to snag 500 00:20:50,619 --> 00:20:53,706 a limited edition Pied Piper‐equipped smartphone. 501 00:20:53,789 --> 00:20:56,167 If their enthusiasm is anything to go by, 502 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:59,044 then a lot more people may soon be lining up 503 00:20:59,128 --> 00:21:01,422 to pay the piper. (laugh) 504 00:21:01,505 --> 00:21:04,675 I'm Jim Gittman, KCTW. 505 00:21:06,594 --> 00:21:09,221 All right, thanks, everyone! Appreciate y'all! Okay! 506 00:21:09,305 --> 00:21:11,807 (laughing) I see you! I see you! 507 00:21:14,143 --> 00:21:15,478 (sigh) 508 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:23,652 ♪ ♪ 509 00:21:25,488 --> 00:21:27,990 Hey, does anyone want a bear claw? 510 00:21:28,073 --> 00:21:29,825 I just bought too many at the store, 511 00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:32,369 so I'm going around giving them away if anybody wants 512 00:21:32,453 --> 00:21:34,246 ‐a bear claw or a cruller‐‐ ‐Whoa. 513 00:21:34,330 --> 00:21:36,832 You got one of the Pied Piper ratjacks made? 514 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,710 Wait, there's a cool nickname for the jackets? 515 00:21:39,794 --> 00:21:42,087 Yeah, you even got Dinesh embroidered. 516 00:21:42,171 --> 00:21:44,173 Oh, he's my favorite, too. 517 00:21:45,466 --> 00:21:46,592 Wait. 518 00:21:46,675 --> 00:21:48,969 Oh my God. Holy shit! 519 00:21:49,053 --> 00:21:50,471 Dude, it's Dinesh! 520 00:21:50,846 --> 00:21:53,265 ‐Yeah, Dinesh. I'm Dinesh Chugtai. ‐(cheering) 521 00:21:53,349 --> 00:21:55,434 I'm the cofounder of Pied Piper, 522 00:21:55,518 --> 00:21:57,186 in an original ratjack. 523 00:21:57,269 --> 00:21:58,437 Girl: I can't wait for tomorrow! 524 00:21:58,521 --> 00:22:00,356 Don't worry about tomorrow! Today! 525 00:22:00,439 --> 00:22:02,775 ‐Fuck tomorrow! ‐Girl: Uh, 526 00:22:02,858 --> 00:22:05,319 ‐can I get a selfie? ‐Yeah, yeah, yeah. 527 00:22:05,402 --> 00:22:07,446 ‐Okay, thank you! ‐Here we go. 528 00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:08,906 (excited chatter) 529 00:22:08,989 --> 00:22:10,491 Woman: I am Pied Piper. 530 00:22:10,574 --> 00:22:13,828 ‐I am Pied Piper. ‐I am Pied Piper. 531 00:22:14,537 --> 00:22:16,205 Man: I am Pied Piper... 532 00:22:18,207 --> 00:22:20,709 ‐Are we set? ‐Locked and loaded. 533 00:22:21,126 --> 00:22:22,628 The script I wrote will push a new build 534 00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:25,381 from the supernode at the office the second you step on stage. 535 00:22:26,131 --> 00:22:28,676 No one here will see it. When we go live, 536 00:22:28,926 --> 00:22:30,803 all the nodes should start broadcasting noise 537 00:22:30,886 --> 00:22:32,638 across common communication bands, 538 00:22:32,721 --> 00:22:34,723 jamming cell signals, knocking out Bluetooth, 539 00:22:34,807 --> 00:22:37,560 and fucking up every GPS unit for miles. 540 00:22:38,102 --> 00:22:39,979 ‐Good. ‐Yeah. 541 00:22:40,062 --> 00:22:42,064 They'll force us to shut it down... 542 00:22:42,898 --> 00:22:44,400 then it'll all be over. 543 00:22:44,483 --> 00:22:46,902 ♪ ♪ 544 00:22:46,986 --> 00:22:48,571 Good. 545 00:22:49,071 --> 00:22:50,698 Yeah. Good. 546 00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:53,492 (sigh) Fuck. 547 00:22:53,576 --> 00:22:55,744 Richard? We're about to start. 548 00:22:55,828 --> 00:22:57,746 Yeah, let's go. Okay, here we go. 549 00:23:02,376 --> 00:23:04,003 I am Pied Piper. 550 00:23:04,086 --> 00:23:07,047 ‐(music playing) ‐I am Pied Piper. 551 00:23:07,131 --> 00:23:09,884 ‐Deep Voice: I am Pied Piper. ‐(chatter) 552 00:23:11,051 --> 00:23:13,512 Hi. Uh, my name is Dinesh Chugtai. 553 00:23:13,596 --> 00:23:16,807 I wanna make sure I am not on the list for the launch today. 554 00:23:16,891 --> 00:23:20,102 Chugtai. Um... I don't see your name here. 555 00:23:20,185 --> 00:23:22,146 Okay, that's great. Oh, uh, 556 00:23:22,229 --> 00:23:25,190 could you also make sure there are no VIP lists I might be on? 557 00:23:25,274 --> 00:23:27,568 Chugtai. Spelled how it's pronounced. 558 00:23:27,651 --> 00:23:29,403 ‐Woman: Okay. Uh... ‐ "Chu," 559 00:23:29,486 --> 00:23:30,529 and then "gtai." 560 00:23:30,613 --> 00:23:32,531 No, not here either. 561 00:23:32,615 --> 00:23:34,450 Oh, and these security guards? 562 00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:37,912 Are they your best guys? Like, will they stop me? 563 00:23:38,412 --> 00:23:39,455 Would they fuck me up? 564 00:23:39,538 --> 00:23:40,956 ‐I'm sorry, we‐‐ ‐Thank you so much. 565 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,042 That's exactly the response I was looking for. 566 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,294 I feel very confident I will not be getting into 567 00:23:45,377 --> 00:23:47,504 the launch today. Thank you for not helping. 568 00:23:48,756 --> 00:23:49,715 Don't let me through. 569 00:23:49,798 --> 00:23:51,926 We are Pied Piper! 570 00:23:52,968 --> 00:23:55,679 (applause, cheering) 571 00:23:57,473 --> 00:23:59,016 Woo! 572 00:24:01,393 --> 00:24:03,354 ‐Yes, hello. Uh... ‐(applause dying down) 573 00:24:03,437 --> 00:24:06,398 I am Richard Hendricks, founder and CEO, 574 00:24:06,482 --> 00:24:08,651 and I am thrilled to welcome you all 575 00:24:08,734 --> 00:24:11,403 to the official launch of Pied Piper. 576 00:24:11,487 --> 00:24:13,989 (applause, cheering) 577 00:24:14,073 --> 00:24:17,201 (microwave humming) 578 00:24:21,413 --> 00:24:23,999 (beeping) 579 00:24:26,835 --> 00:24:29,505 (wearable chair rattling) 580 00:24:30,506 --> 00:24:33,175 (cooling fans whirring) 581 00:24:35,052 --> 00:24:37,096 ‐Hey, John. ‐Yeah. 582 00:24:37,179 --> 00:24:39,098 Here's your hot water. 583 00:24:39,181 --> 00:24:40,808 Okay. 584 00:24:45,521 --> 00:24:46,855 Hey, Gabe? 585 00:24:47,523 --> 00:24:50,234 There's something weird here. 586 00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:53,529 What is it? 587 00:24:54,905 --> 00:24:57,116 The code they're about to launch‐‐ 588 00:24:57,199 --> 00:24:59,827 it isn't the build we shipped. 589 00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:02,413 Someone just pushed a new build. 590 00:25:05,374 --> 00:25:06,792 Hey, John? 591 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:08,252 John: Yeah? 592 00:25:08,335 --> 00:25:10,212 That's a mistake. 593 00:25:11,046 --> 00:25:13,841 We should change it back to the right code. 594 00:25:16,135 --> 00:25:17,511 Okay. 595 00:25:18,512 --> 00:25:21,849 ♪ ♪ 596 00:25:21,932 --> 00:25:23,392 Richard: Fast and powerful. 597 00:25:23,475 --> 00:25:25,477 Sounds a little bit like you, Andre Iguodala. 598 00:25:25,561 --> 00:25:27,312 ‐Yes! ‐Andre: That's right, Richard Hendricks. 599 00:25:27,396 --> 00:25:30,190 And as a member of the NBA's all‐defensive first team, 600 00:25:30,274 --> 00:25:32,109 I know a little something about cybersecurity. 601 00:25:32,192 --> 00:25:35,529 Would you say that Pied Piper is your MVP? 602 00:25:35,612 --> 00:25:37,489 "Most valuable phone"? 603 00:25:37,573 --> 00:25:39,742 ‐ Yeah, I would. ‐(crowd cheering) 604 00:25:41,243 --> 00:25:42,911 Gabe: Uh, hey, Dinesh? 605 00:25:43,954 --> 00:25:45,456 Gabe, what are you doing here? 606 00:25:45,539 --> 00:25:48,125 You weren't answering your calls or texts, 607 00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:50,878 so I came here from the office. 608 00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:55,090 So, um, a weird version of the software, uh... 609 00:25:58,260 --> 00:26:00,637 was put online, so, uh... 610 00:26:02,014 --> 00:26:03,182 So? 611 00:26:03,265 --> 00:26:05,601 So, I reverted it to the version we shipped. 612 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,313 ♪ ♪ 613 00:26:09,396 --> 00:26:12,941 Oh, I have the original weird one here... 614 00:26:14,234 --> 00:26:16,945 There's some photos of me in Hawaii. 615 00:26:19,364 --> 00:26:21,909 So, this was the version that was about to be deployed, 616 00:26:21,992 --> 00:26:23,577 then you switched it, 617 00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:26,413 and now we're about to launch the older version? 618 00:26:27,289 --> 00:26:28,832 Yes. 619 00:26:29,249 --> 00:26:31,710 So, if I do nothing, 620 00:26:31,794 --> 00:26:34,004 absolutely nothing... 621 00:26:34,087 --> 00:26:36,632 ‐Nothing? ‐...the "correct" version 622 00:26:36,715 --> 00:26:38,300 of the network would launch? 623 00:26:38,383 --> 00:26:41,428 Uh, what do you mean by when you do that? 624 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:43,597 ‐Just stretching my fingers. ‐Oh. 625 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,724 Andre: But before I go, can you tell me, 626 00:26:45,808 --> 00:26:48,811 ‐who let the dogs out? ‐("Who Let The Dogs Out?" by Baha Men playing) 627 00:26:48,894 --> 00:26:50,521 ♪ Who‐who‐who‐who‐who? ♪ 628 00:26:50,604 --> 00:26:52,356 (audience cheering) 629 00:26:52,439 --> 00:26:55,150 Damn it! Okay, go. Thank you. 630 00:26:58,987 --> 00:27:01,073 Gilfoyle (voicemail): Leave a message. Also, 631 00:27:01,156 --> 00:27:03,450 ‐fuck you, Dinesh. ‐(angry grunt) 632 00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:07,788 ♪ ♪ 633 00:27:07,871 --> 00:27:10,499 The supernode on the roof. 634 00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:16,547 (door opens) 635 00:27:18,632 --> 00:27:19,967 (sigh) 636 00:27:22,010 --> 00:27:25,097 ("Atomic Dog" by George Clinton playing) 637 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:27,683 (applause, cheering) 638 00:27:30,644 --> 00:27:32,354 Give it up for Menlo Bark! 639 00:27:32,437 --> 00:27:34,356 Weren't they fetching? 640 00:27:34,606 --> 00:27:37,025 Fucking hell, who wrote this shit? 641 00:27:37,109 --> 00:27:39,152 ‐(Jared laughs) ‐(applause) 642 00:27:39,236 --> 00:27:40,320 I... 643 00:27:40,404 --> 00:27:41,780 Guys! Comma. 644 00:27:41,864 --> 00:27:43,866 We have a huge fucking problem! 645 00:27:43,949 --> 00:27:45,784 Period. Fucking Gabe 646 00:27:45,868 --> 00:27:47,536 reverted to the old build! 647 00:27:47,619 --> 00:27:49,788 Exclamation point, exclamation point! 648 00:27:49,872 --> 00:27:52,541 ‐(phone buzzing) ‐(indistinct speech) 649 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:55,627 I got a group text from Dinesh. 650 00:27:55,711 --> 00:27:58,672 "Guys, come on. Fun king games 651 00:27:58,755 --> 00:28:00,883 pervert Oldsmobile"? 652 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:04,303 ‐What? ‐Okay, so I've... 653 00:28:04,386 --> 00:28:06,263 shown you our... 654 00:28:06,346 --> 00:28:08,807 decentralized universal data exchange, 655 00:28:08,891 --> 00:28:11,101 our tamper‐proof storage. 656 00:28:11,184 --> 00:28:13,353 I've shown you that you, and you alone, 657 00:28:13,437 --> 00:28:16,899 will control your personal data and your identity. 658 00:28:20,569 --> 00:28:21,945 (clears throat) 659 00:28:23,071 --> 00:28:24,239 All‐‐ 660 00:28:24,323 --> 00:28:27,492 All of us here at Pied Piper have worked 661 00:28:27,576 --> 00:28:30,245 so hard on this. 662 00:28:32,331 --> 00:28:35,459 We have given six sleepless, 663 00:28:35,542 --> 00:28:37,586 brutal years to this project, 664 00:28:38,587 --> 00:28:40,714 and I am... 665 00:28:41,548 --> 00:28:44,134 so proud of what we've done. 666 00:28:47,179 --> 00:28:49,139 Uh, so my mentor... 667 00:28:49,222 --> 00:28:51,391 ‐(music playing) ‐...the late Peter Gregory, uh, 668 00:28:51,475 --> 00:28:54,311 put us on the path to what we've created here. 669 00:28:55,187 --> 00:28:56,855 He called it, 670 00:28:56,939 --> 00:29:00,233 "the internet we deserve." 671 00:29:00,943 --> 00:29:03,779 We have fought every step of the way 672 00:29:03,862 --> 00:29:07,407 to bring you the greatest network 673 00:29:07,491 --> 00:29:11,078 ever made, ha. And in, uh... 674 00:29:11,495 --> 00:29:14,414 five minutes, 42 seconds, 675 00:29:17,626 --> 00:29:20,128 that fight is over. 676 00:29:22,214 --> 00:29:25,342 (gasping) 677 00:29:30,138 --> 00:29:32,808 ‐(panting) ‐(vents rattling) 678 00:29:34,184 --> 00:29:37,562 ♪ ♪ 679 00:29:37,646 --> 00:29:39,982 (screaming) 680 00:29:43,443 --> 00:29:46,405 (gasping) 681 00:29:46,488 --> 00:29:48,615 ♪ ♪ 682 00:29:54,746 --> 00:29:57,207 (gasping continues) 683 00:30:08,093 --> 00:30:09,720 (typing, beep) 684 00:30:09,803 --> 00:30:12,305 ‐(beep) ‐Gilfoyle: Son of a bitch. 685 00:30:13,682 --> 00:30:15,976 ‐(gasping) ‐Gilfoyle: Dinesh, you fucking terrorist, 686 00:30:16,059 --> 00:30:17,185 what the fuck are you doing? 687 00:30:17,269 --> 00:30:18,353 (gasping) 688 00:30:18,437 --> 00:30:19,521 Are you jerking off? 689 00:30:19,604 --> 00:30:21,606 Or did you do one push up? 690 00:30:21,690 --> 00:30:24,151 Quit being a fucking bitch. 691 00:30:24,234 --> 00:30:27,446 John F. Kennedy: Let me then make clear that I am determined upon our... 692 00:30:27,529 --> 00:30:29,448 ‐(speech continues) ‐(phone buzzing) 693 00:30:29,531 --> 00:30:32,117 Neil Armstrong: That's one small step for a man, 694 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,870 one giant leap for mankind. 695 00:30:34,953 --> 00:30:36,538 Hello? 696 00:30:36,913 --> 00:30:38,123 Dinesh is where? 697 00:30:38,206 --> 00:30:40,584 ‐Richard: Tell him to fuck off. ‐You tell him. 698 00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:43,462 It's me! I'm here. I'm merged and I can hear you. 699 00:30:43,545 --> 00:30:44,963 ‐(beep) ‐Gilfoyle: Hold on. 700 00:30:45,714 --> 00:30:47,716 ‐Monica: Hey. ‐Gilfoyle: We're all merged in. 701 00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:49,926 Richard, you are doing a great job. 702 00:30:50,010 --> 00:30:52,471 Jared, shut up. Richard, turn around. 703 00:30:52,554 --> 00:30:54,222 I'm behind you. 704 00:30:55,182 --> 00:30:58,477 Dinesh says that Gabe reverted us back to the prior build 705 00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,895 from the supernode at the office. 706 00:30:59,978 --> 00:31:03,106 I cannot verify this because I'm not at a supernode. 707 00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:05,484 I'm across the stage from you, as you can see. 708 00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:08,570 But Dinesh is. He's on the roof. 709 00:31:08,653 --> 00:31:10,947 He wants me to give him back his permissions to deploy. 710 00:31:11,031 --> 00:31:13,075 Dinesh: So I can push out the right build. 711 00:31:13,158 --> 00:31:15,077 The wrong‐‐ The build, guys! 712 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,120 The build we talked about! The build that 713 00:31:17,204 --> 00:31:19,164 saves the world, but makes me poor! 714 00:31:19,247 --> 00:31:21,208 Question is, do we believe him? 715 00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:24,419 In fairness, there are a lot of reasons not to trust him, 716 00:31:24,503 --> 00:31:26,046 such as he told us not to trust him. 717 00:31:26,129 --> 00:31:27,839 ‐Dinesh: Believe me! ‐But do we trust that? 718 00:31:27,923 --> 00:31:29,841 Dinesh: For once, I wanna do the right thing! 719 00:31:29,925 --> 00:31:31,968 Gilfoyle: Richard, I'm gonna need an answer. 720 00:31:32,052 --> 00:31:35,222 ‐I don't have much time. ‐The fate of the world literally relies on this. 721 00:31:35,305 --> 00:31:37,307 Richard, it's time. 722 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,850 ‐Come on! ‐Okay. 723 00:31:38,934 --> 00:31:40,602 Jared: Richard, we need an answer. 724 00:31:40,685 --> 00:31:43,146 Ladies and gentlemen, we are at... 725 00:31:43,647 --> 00:31:46,024 Lawrence/Audience: Ten, nine, 726 00:31:46,108 --> 00:31:48,235 eight, 727 00:31:48,318 --> 00:31:50,195 seven, six... 728 00:31:50,278 --> 00:31:52,489 ‐Fuck it. Dinesh, you're in. ‐...five, 729 00:31:54,449 --> 00:31:55,951 ‐...four... ‐Oh. 730 00:31:56,034 --> 00:31:57,702 Three, 731 00:31:57,786 --> 00:31:59,538 two, one! 732 00:31:59,621 --> 00:32:02,666 Lawrence: Ladies and gentlemen, Pied Piper network... 733 00:32:02,749 --> 00:32:05,043 ‐(applause) ‐...is officially live! 734 00:32:05,127 --> 00:32:06,711 ‐(cheering) ‐(fireworks) 735 00:32:06,795 --> 00:32:10,298 The balloons are falling. Is that a good sign or a bad sign? 736 00:32:12,926 --> 00:32:13,885 Uh... 737 00:32:13,969 --> 00:32:16,930 (music blasting) 738 00:32:18,515 --> 00:32:20,892 The app is now available! 739 00:32:20,976 --> 00:32:23,687 (cheering continues) 740 00:32:24,479 --> 00:32:27,149 ‐Lawrence: We did it! ‐Monica: Where are you guys? 741 00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:31,027 Communications should be going haywire. Are they? 742 00:32:31,111 --> 00:32:33,488 I can still hear you, so phones must be working. 743 00:32:33,572 --> 00:32:36,074 Traffic is moving, so GPS must be working. 744 00:32:36,158 --> 00:32:37,284 He's right. 745 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:39,703 GPS says I'm here, standing next to you, 746 00:32:39,786 --> 00:32:41,121 which seems to be accurate. 747 00:32:41,204 --> 00:32:42,873 Dinesh, you fucked us. 748 00:32:42,956 --> 00:32:44,708 No, he didn't. We are generating noise. 749 00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:47,169 ‐Oh, okay. Sorry, Dinesh. ‐Dinesh: You're good. 750 00:32:47,252 --> 00:32:48,962 I'd expect me to fuck us, too. 751 00:32:49,045 --> 00:32:51,214 Problem. We haven't raised the noise far enough 752 00:32:51,298 --> 00:32:52,382 to drown out even Bluetooth. 753 00:32:52,465 --> 00:32:54,301 Okay, so we're generating noise, 754 00:32:54,384 --> 00:32:55,886 but just not enough to interfere with anything? 755 00:32:55,969 --> 00:32:57,095 Dinesh: Is this gonna work? 756 00:32:57,179 --> 00:32:58,930 Did we just make billions of dollars?! 757 00:32:59,014 --> 00:33:01,183 This wouldn't be happening if we had had time to test things. 758 00:33:01,266 --> 00:33:03,560 ‐Fucking kidding me? We failed at failing? ‐(dogs barking) 759 00:33:03,643 --> 00:33:05,478 Wait, why are they barking? 760 00:33:05,562 --> 00:33:07,439 ‐(barking) ‐Gilfoyle: Oh shit. 761 00:33:07,522 --> 00:33:09,608 Think we might be creating interference that's causing 762 00:33:09,691 --> 00:33:11,359 the speakers in the phones to resonate. 763 00:33:11,443 --> 00:33:12,777 And that's what bugging the dogs? 764 00:33:12,861 --> 00:33:15,697 No. Dogs shouldn't be bothered by that frequency. 765 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:17,991 Well, then, what the fuck are they barking at? 766 00:33:18,074 --> 00:33:20,285 (woman screaming) 767 00:33:20,368 --> 00:33:21,786 (music stops) 768 00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:25,040 (crowd screaming) 769 00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:30,754 Lawrence: Please, ladies and gentlemen, please stay calm! 770 00:33:31,671 --> 00:33:33,798 Don't panic! 771 00:33:33,882 --> 00:33:36,468 (squeaking) 772 00:33:36,551 --> 00:33:38,512 (screaming continues) 773 00:33:38,595 --> 00:33:41,264 Dear sweet mother of God. 774 00:33:41,806 --> 00:33:44,643 What have we done? 775 00:33:44,726 --> 00:33:47,270 ‐(scream) ‐Emily Chang: In a fairy tale turned nightmare come to life, 776 00:33:47,354 --> 00:33:49,898 thousands of rats streamed onto the streets 777 00:33:49,981 --> 00:33:52,984 ‐of San Francisco today. ‐Reporter: Pied Piper's phones broadcasting 778 00:33:53,068 --> 00:33:55,487 intense ultrasonic sounds 779 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:57,614 that began repelling the rats. 780 00:33:57,697 --> 00:34:00,825 The streets of Seattle became the streets of Sea‐rat‐tle, 781 00:34:00,909 --> 00:34:02,452 and everyone was sleepless. 782 00:34:02,536 --> 00:34:04,496 Giants fans going home happy today 783 00:34:04,579 --> 00:34:06,873 as the Cubs go down swinging to the‐‐ 784 00:34:06,957 --> 00:34:08,333 ‐Holy shit! ‐(squeaking) 785 00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:10,627 They're calling it "Rat‐mageddon." Yeah. 786 00:34:10,710 --> 00:34:13,421 Except in New York, where they're calling it Wednesday. 787 00:34:13,505 --> 00:34:16,716 ‐(laughter) ‐(music) 788 00:34:17,717 --> 00:34:19,636 They literally became the Pied Piper. 789 00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,388 I mean, you can't make that up. 790 00:34:21,471 --> 00:34:23,723 Rod: Yeah, maybe you couldn't... 791 00:34:24,766 --> 00:34:26,101 but I could. 792 00:34:27,018 --> 00:34:28,645 Oh, for fuck's sake. 793 00:34:28,728 --> 00:34:31,356 When you think about a lot of the failures in tech‐‐ 794 00:34:31,439 --> 00:34:34,609 Pets.com, Theranos, WeWork‐‐ 795 00:34:34,693 --> 00:34:38,154 Pied Piper really is right at the top of that list. 796 00:34:38,238 --> 00:34:41,700 Pied Piper is just a millstone around ATandT's neck! 797 00:34:41,783 --> 00:34:43,952 I say dump it! Dump it now! 798 00:34:44,035 --> 00:34:47,330 I lost so much fucking money with those guys. 799 00:34:47,414 --> 00:34:50,125 I got rat‐fucked. 800 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:51,334 That's a pun. 801 00:34:51,418 --> 00:34:53,211 I made it all back though. Sweet investment 802 00:34:53,295 --> 00:34:55,463 in the hair transplant sector. 803 00:34:57,716 --> 00:34:59,092 What? 804 00:34:59,801 --> 00:35:02,804 Rats, ah, yes, we have some of them here. 805 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,682 Figuratively. 806 00:35:05,765 --> 00:35:07,934 They are dealt with. 807 00:35:08,768 --> 00:35:11,229 And so, effective immediately, 808 00:35:11,313 --> 00:35:13,106 I am shutting down Pied Piper, 809 00:35:13,189 --> 00:35:14,816 deleting its code repositories, 810 00:35:14,899 --> 00:35:17,819 and liquidating its remaining assets. 811 00:35:17,902 --> 00:35:20,572 All right. That's our statement. 812 00:35:20,655 --> 00:35:22,407 We will not be taking any further‐‐ 813 00:35:22,490 --> 00:35:25,493 Can I just say that I am just... 814 00:35:25,577 --> 00:35:28,371 truly, deeply sorry. 815 00:35:28,455 --> 00:35:31,249 Uh, this should never have been built. 816 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:35,337 It is... technically flawed to its very core. 817 00:35:37,130 --> 00:35:39,382 And we should all remember that... 818 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:42,469 forevermore. 819 00:35:43,094 --> 00:35:45,263 Sorry. 820 00:35:45,347 --> 00:35:47,724 (reporters shouting questions) 821 00:35:47,807 --> 00:35:50,226 Obviously, Mr. Hendricks doesn't mean that in any 822 00:35:50,310 --> 00:35:54,314 legally binding or actionable way. Get a life, guys. 823 00:35:56,191 --> 00:35:57,400 It's weird. 824 00:35:57,484 --> 00:36:01,196 It really seemed like Pied Piper was going to work. 825 00:36:03,281 --> 00:36:05,825 Something doesn't add up. 826 00:36:05,909 --> 00:36:07,535 ♪ ♪ 827 00:36:09,704 --> 00:36:11,414 Dinesh: So, I did the right thing, 828 00:36:11,498 --> 00:36:13,375 I helped save the world, 829 00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:15,293 my legs are still super sore, 830 00:36:15,377 --> 00:36:18,088 and my reward is that I'm poor. 831 00:36:20,757 --> 00:36:22,967 What are you gonna do? 832 00:36:23,051 --> 00:36:25,178 Not sure. Been thinking about teaching‐‐ 833 00:36:25,261 --> 00:36:26,721 No, not you. 834 00:36:30,475 --> 00:36:32,268 Oh, uh... 835 00:36:32,352 --> 00:36:34,312 I think I might disappear for a bit. 836 00:36:34,396 --> 00:36:35,689 Maybe travel. 837 00:36:35,772 --> 00:36:37,524 Yeah, I might travel, too. 838 00:36:37,607 --> 00:36:39,192 Where were you thinking? 839 00:36:39,943 --> 00:36:42,278 It may help if, at least for the time being, 840 00:36:42,362 --> 00:36:44,406 you pretend to be mad at me. 841 00:36:44,739 --> 00:36:46,866 Look, Richard, I was a world theater minor at Vassar, 842 00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:50,870 but that is one Javanese shadow play that I cannot perform. 843 00:36:50,954 --> 00:36:53,081 (paper tearing) 844 00:36:53,957 --> 00:36:56,501 (sigh) Come on, guys, let's cheer up. 845 00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:58,837 I mean, we set out to build 846 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,923 the best thing ever built, and that's what we did, 847 00:37:02,006 --> 00:37:03,758 right? 848 00:37:03,842 --> 00:37:05,427 We succeeded. 849 00:37:06,469 --> 00:37:08,179 And who can say 850 00:37:08,263 --> 00:37:10,473 that they literally saved the world? 851 00:37:11,266 --> 00:37:12,851 ‐Right? ‐Not us. 852 00:37:13,268 --> 00:37:15,311 'Cause we can't tell anyone what we did. 853 00:37:15,395 --> 00:37:17,480 Right. Not out loud, but... 854 00:37:17,772 --> 00:37:20,483 ‐You know. ‐Silence is on brand for me. 855 00:37:21,359 --> 00:37:23,236 Good luck, Dinesh. 856 00:37:25,029 --> 00:37:26,156 (glass breaks) 857 00:37:26,948 --> 00:37:28,450 Gilfoyle: On the bright side... 858 00:37:33,580 --> 00:37:35,999 I found another box of these. 859 00:37:36,082 --> 00:37:39,169 ♪ ♪ 860 00:37:41,796 --> 00:37:43,423 Richard: Well, uh... 861 00:37:43,506 --> 00:37:47,051 I was, I was a little bit embarrassed, ha. 862 00:37:47,135 --> 00:37:49,304 Uh, so I just, uh, 863 00:37:49,387 --> 00:37:52,307 went off the grid for a bit. I‐I‐I traveled. 864 00:37:52,390 --> 00:37:55,185 I went to Tibet, actually, to try and find Erlich, 865 00:37:55,268 --> 00:37:57,437 but, uh, he was gone. 866 00:37:58,188 --> 00:38:00,690 And then, I came back, 867 00:38:00,774 --> 00:38:04,569 but no one really wanted to hire the guy behind Pied Piper. 868 00:38:04,652 --> 00:38:06,738 Uh, however, 869 00:38:06,821 --> 00:38:09,491 my best friend did hire me, 870 00:38:10,158 --> 00:38:12,744 and now I am the... 871 00:38:12,827 --> 00:38:15,455 Gavin Belson Professor 872 00:38:15,538 --> 00:38:18,917 of, uh, Ethics in Technology at Stanford University. 873 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,419 Big Head: My name is, uh, Nelson Bighetti, 874 00:38:21,503 --> 00:38:24,714 and I'm the president of Stamford. 875 00:38:26,758 --> 00:38:27,801 Stanford. 876 00:38:28,009 --> 00:38:31,513 You graduates have a lot of responsibility. 877 00:38:31,888 --> 00:38:35,850 Finishing the important work of movements such as... 878 00:38:36,851 --> 00:38:39,354 "pound Met double zero," 879 00:38:39,437 --> 00:38:41,272 and "title icks." 880 00:38:41,356 --> 00:38:44,400 Documentarian: So, I think I know, but‐but why do they call you Big Head? 881 00:38:44,484 --> 00:38:46,486 Oh, yeah, just, you know, 882 00:38:46,569 --> 00:38:49,030 boys being boys. Making fun of my, 883 00:38:49,113 --> 00:38:50,698 my big old dome. 884 00:38:51,407 --> 00:38:54,744 Documentarian: It's not because your last name is Big‐hetti? 885 00:39:02,418 --> 00:39:05,463 I'm the cofounder of Newell Road Strategic Technologies, 886 00:39:05,547 --> 00:39:09,092 one of the largest cybersecurity firms in the Bay Area. 887 00:39:09,175 --> 00:39:11,052 I am the cofounder of 888 00:39:11,135 --> 00:39:13,763 Newell Road Strategic Technologies, 889 00:39:13,847 --> 00:39:17,225 ‐one of the largest cyber... ‐I literally just said that. 890 00:39:17,308 --> 00:39:19,727 ‐...security firms... ‐I just said that. 891 00:39:19,811 --> 00:39:22,313 ‐You heard me say that. ‐...in the Bay Area. 892 00:39:22,397 --> 00:39:24,566 Things are better when I say them. 893 00:39:24,649 --> 00:39:26,818 Plus, they're definitely going to edit you out. 894 00:39:26,901 --> 00:39:29,654 If they're not gonna use it, why would they use it? That has‐‐ 895 00:39:29,737 --> 00:39:31,990 Why don't you tell them how you bought the house next to mine 896 00:39:32,073 --> 00:39:35,159 ‐because you love me so much. ‐Okay, 897 00:39:35,243 --> 00:39:36,870 fuck you. 898 00:39:37,245 --> 00:39:39,247 How's it going, guys? 899 00:39:39,914 --> 00:39:41,457 Meeting time. 900 00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:44,502 ‐Gilfoyle: We have a meeting. ‐Dinesh: Mandatory. 901 00:39:44,586 --> 00:39:46,796 What do I do now? I, uh, I work for 902 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,673 a non‐profit in DC. 903 00:39:48,756 --> 00:39:51,509 It's a‐‐ it's a think tank, and‐and we just... 904 00:39:51,593 --> 00:39:54,137 think about... stuff, you know. 905 00:39:54,721 --> 00:39:56,556 Documentarian: So, the NSA. 906 00:39:56,639 --> 00:39:59,350 (laughs) The NSA? No, no, no. 907 00:39:59,434 --> 00:40:02,395 Farthest thing from the NSA. (chuckle) 908 00:40:03,271 --> 00:40:06,065 God. The NSA. That's... 909 00:40:06,149 --> 00:40:08,026 That's a really weird question to ask. 910 00:40:08,109 --> 00:40:09,861 ‐(music playing) ‐Jared: Okay, Jell‐O. 911 00:40:09,944 --> 00:40:13,489 ‐ I love working with the elderly. ‐One, two, one, two. 912 00:40:13,573 --> 00:40:16,367 It's like I get to have a bunch of parents 913 00:40:16,451 --> 00:40:18,036 and also be their parent. 914 00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:20,872 No! No, no, no! Martin, Martin! 915 00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:22,415 She only has eyes for you. 916 00:40:22,498 --> 00:40:25,209 We were dancing as girlfriends, that's it. 917 00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:27,629 This fall, we actually had a herpes epidemic 918 00:40:27,712 --> 00:40:31,132 among the residents, which is bad medically, but... 919 00:40:31,215 --> 00:40:34,260 from another perspective, it's kind of touching. 920 00:40:34,552 --> 00:40:37,305 Okay, we're on our way to the hostel. 921 00:40:38,598 --> 00:40:39,515 (sigh) 922 00:40:40,516 --> 00:40:43,311 God, I haven't been there in such a long time. 923 00:40:44,604 --> 00:40:46,189 It was just an... 924 00:40:46,272 --> 00:40:49,108 it was an incredible time in my life, you know? 925 00:40:49,609 --> 00:40:51,361 I never really thought that I would have 926 00:40:51,444 --> 00:40:53,696 a group of male friends. 927 00:40:53,780 --> 00:40:57,033 You know, men just seem kinda mean and hard, but... 928 00:40:57,867 --> 00:40:59,744 these guys were as sweet 929 00:40:59,827 --> 00:41:02,080 and soft as rotten fruit. 930 00:41:02,163 --> 00:41:03,665 You got your book? 931 00:41:03,748 --> 00:41:05,375 Prince of Puget Sound? 932 00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:08,002 (laughing): Oh, Judy! 933 00:41:09,545 --> 00:41:11,881 ♪ ♪ 934 00:41:12,298 --> 00:41:13,925 Hey, man. 935 00:41:14,008 --> 00:41:15,343 Hey, man. 936 00:41:17,136 --> 00:41:18,221 You okay? 937 00:41:19,555 --> 00:41:20,765 Yeah. 938 00:41:20,848 --> 00:41:22,433 I haven't seen you in forever. 939 00:41:22,517 --> 00:41:23,893 I saw you last weekend. 940 00:41:23,977 --> 00:41:25,103 (indistinct greetings) 941 00:41:25,186 --> 00:41:26,646 You look great. 942 00:41:28,231 --> 00:41:29,440 Jared: Is that... 943 00:41:29,524 --> 00:41:30,984 is that a woman's scent? 944 00:41:31,067 --> 00:41:33,194 No, it's unisex. 945 00:41:34,696 --> 00:41:35,780 Big Head? 946 00:41:35,863 --> 00:41:37,490 Hey, Nelson. 947 00:41:40,243 --> 00:41:42,245 I work a lot with people who have dementia, 948 00:41:42,328 --> 00:41:43,496 and I just want you to know, 949 00:41:43,579 --> 00:41:45,373 it doesn't have to be a horror show. 950 00:41:45,456 --> 00:41:46,624 Oh, cool. 951 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,960 ‐Well hey, we're all here. ‐Gilfoyle: Let's go. 952 00:41:49,043 --> 00:41:51,129 Let's go see Jian‐Yang, heh. 953 00:41:51,212 --> 00:41:53,131 (struggling) 954 00:41:53,214 --> 00:41:54,966 ‐You okay? Richard! ‐Richard: Fine. 955 00:41:55,049 --> 00:41:56,926 (knocking) 956 00:41:58,428 --> 00:42:00,430 Uh... (clears throat), hi there. Is, uh, 957 00:42:00,513 --> 00:42:02,432 is Jian‐Yang here? 958 00:42:02,515 --> 00:42:05,601 Does he live here? We're‐‐ we're all old friends of his. 959 00:42:05,685 --> 00:42:07,020 No, I'm sorry. 960 00:42:07,103 --> 00:42:10,398 I bought the house years ago from his estate. 961 00:42:10,481 --> 00:42:12,567 Monica: Estate? 962 00:42:13,109 --> 00:42:14,819 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, 963 00:42:14,902 --> 00:42:17,071 but Jian‐Yang's dead. 964 00:42:21,909 --> 00:42:23,161 Uh... 965 00:42:23,244 --> 00:42:25,413 Okay, so he's dead. What do we do? 966 00:42:25,496 --> 00:42:29,042 ♪ ♪ 967 00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:32,628 It's different, but also the same. 968 00:42:33,755 --> 00:42:35,256 Hey, Gilfoyle. 969 00:42:35,631 --> 00:42:38,551 That's your horrible corner. It looks much better now. 970 00:42:38,634 --> 00:42:40,011 Changed a little bit. 971 00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:41,596 They fixed my hole. 972 00:42:43,264 --> 00:42:45,224 ‐(imitates kick) ‐(chuckle) Don't do it again. 973 00:42:45,308 --> 00:42:46,851 No, I wouldn't. Obviously. 974 00:42:46,934 --> 00:42:48,352 I was emotionally charged. 975 00:42:48,436 --> 00:42:50,563 Oh, the drapes. 976 00:42:52,648 --> 00:42:54,567 Oh, that's a playful linen. 977 00:42:55,443 --> 00:42:58,029 ‐Hi. I used to live here... ‐Girl: Hey. 978 00:42:58,112 --> 00:42:59,572 Back when I was poor. 979 00:42:59,655 --> 00:43:01,824 ‐Cool. ‐No offense. 980 00:43:02,492 --> 00:43:04,118 None taken, I guess. 981 00:43:05,912 --> 00:43:08,039 ‐President Bighetti? ‐Whoa! 982 00:43:08,122 --> 00:43:10,875 ‐How did‐‐ how'd you know my name? ‐I go to Stanford. 983 00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:12,627 Oh, no way! I work at Stanford. 984 00:43:12,710 --> 00:43:15,421 ‐I'm the president. ‐Yeah, I know. 985 00:43:15,505 --> 00:43:17,465 What are you doing here? 986 00:43:17,548 --> 00:43:20,343 Um, I don't know. I think 'cause Jian‐Yang died? 987 00:43:20,426 --> 00:43:23,054 ‐I'm not sure. ‐Who's that? Okay. 988 00:43:23,137 --> 00:43:25,473 So weird we're all back here. 989 00:43:25,556 --> 00:43:28,810 Except for Jian‐Yang because he's dead. 990 00:43:28,893 --> 00:43:30,228 And Erlich. 991 00:43:30,311 --> 00:43:31,813 Has anyone talked to Erlich? 992 00:43:31,896 --> 00:43:34,524 Nope. No. But wherever he is, 993 00:43:34,607 --> 00:43:36,734 I hope he hasn't blown through all that money. 994 00:43:36,818 --> 00:43:38,653 He definitely has. 995 00:43:39,112 --> 00:43:41,239 Yeah, I'm sure he has. 996 00:43:41,322 --> 00:43:43,866 (jeep rumbling) 997 00:43:47,537 --> 00:43:49,413 Documentarian: We're looking for Erlich Bachman. 998 00:43:49,497 --> 00:43:51,749 In the other village, they said that he was here. 999 00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:53,334 Is‐is Erlich Bachman here? 1000 00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:56,921 ‐(foreign language) ‐He's here? He's that way? 1001 00:43:57,004 --> 00:43:59,674 (chattering in foreign language) 1002 00:44:01,384 --> 00:44:03,928 ‐lt's up here? ‐(chattering) Erlich Bachman! 1003 00:44:04,011 --> 00:44:06,556 (insects, animals chirping) 1004 00:44:08,099 --> 00:44:10,143 So, this is Erlich Bachman's house? 1005 00:44:10,226 --> 00:44:12,395 ‐Erlich Bachman! ‐Fantastic. 1006 00:44:16,649 --> 00:44:18,609 (muffled music playing) 1007 00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:21,529 We're just here to see Erlich Bachman. 1008 00:44:23,447 --> 00:44:25,032 Hello? 1009 00:44:28,578 --> 00:44:30,371 ‐(knocking) ‐Hello? 1010 00:44:30,913 --> 00:44:32,540 (music stops) 1011 00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:37,003 Whoa, whoa, easy, easy. We're‐we're friends. 1012 00:44:38,004 --> 00:44:40,673 Are you Erlich Bachman? 1013 00:44:44,635 --> 00:44:47,096 Jian‐Yang: Yes. I'm Errich Bachman. 1014 00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:49,015 I can show you ID. 1015 00:44:50,057 --> 00:44:52,685 That's my face. I was a‐fat, 1016 00:44:52,768 --> 00:44:55,271 but now, I'm a‐not fat. 1017 00:44:55,354 --> 00:44:58,566 I'm sorry, this is supposed to be you? 1018 00:45:00,902 --> 00:45:02,570 (inhales, exhales) 1019 00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:06,699 I have an idea. 1020 00:45:06,782 --> 00:45:08,951 ‐(whistling) ‐Documentarian: Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa‐‐ 1021 00:45:09,035 --> 00:45:10,870 I'm making the world a better place through 1022 00:45:10,953 --> 00:45:13,039 an intelligent, semi‐autonomous agent, 1023 00:45:13,122 --> 00:45:15,374 powered by distributed, DNA‐based compute 1024 00:45:15,458 --> 00:45:18,294 that automates personal planning and scheduling. 1025 00:45:18,586 --> 00:45:20,713 Oh, bots. Sounds like an atrocity. 1026 00:45:20,796 --> 00:45:23,090 Let's just hope you have better success than we did. 1027 00:45:23,174 --> 00:45:25,176 Oh, what company did you have? 1028 00:45:25,259 --> 00:45:27,094 ‐Oh, here we go. ‐(chuckling) 1029 00:45:27,178 --> 00:45:29,055 Uh, Pied Piper. 1030 00:45:29,430 --> 00:45:30,640 Dinesh: Yep. 1031 00:45:30,723 --> 00:45:32,016 I'm unfamiliar... 1032 00:45:32,099 --> 00:45:33,517 Dinesh: Rat invasion... 1033 00:45:33,601 --> 00:45:35,728 Jared: We... we were a big failure. 1034 00:45:36,145 --> 00:45:38,356 Eight billion dollar valuation, 1035 00:45:38,439 --> 00:45:41,525 down to zero in one day. 1036 00:45:41,609 --> 00:45:43,778 Was that, like, a social media company? 1037 00:45:43,861 --> 00:45:46,280 ‐Dinesh: What? Pied Piper. ‐Gilfoyle: Are you fucking with us? 1038 00:45:47,698 --> 00:45:50,034 Thank you guys so much for your time. 1039 00:45:50,117 --> 00:45:51,244 Jared: Hey, guys. 1040 00:45:51,744 --> 00:45:53,621 Guess what I accidentally brought in my bag. 1041 00:45:54,705 --> 00:45:57,792 ♪ ♪ 1042 00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:59,585 ‐Oh, no way. ‐(laughs) 1043 00:46:00,294 --> 00:46:02,672 ‐Whoops. ‐(laughter) 1044 00:46:02,755 --> 00:46:04,507 ‐Richard: We know this thing. ‐Dinesh: Wow. 1045 00:46:04,590 --> 00:46:06,300 I need a beer if we're gonna do this. 1046 00:46:06,717 --> 00:46:08,010 (fumbling) 1047 00:46:08,094 --> 00:46:09,804 Jared: Richard, be careful. 1048 00:46:09,887 --> 00:46:12,431 ‐Can I do it? ‐All: Always blue! 1049 00:46:12,515 --> 00:46:16,477 Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! Always blue! 1050 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,562 Always blue! Always blue... 1051 00:46:18,646 --> 00:46:20,815 (laughter) 1052 00:46:22,525 --> 00:46:24,235 ‐Okay. ‐All: Always blue. 1053 00:46:24,318 --> 00:46:26,237 Always blue! Always blue! 1054 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,571 Always blue! 1055 00:46:27,655 --> 00:46:30,908 Always blue! Aah! 1056 00:46:30,992 --> 00:46:33,452 Richard: Regrets? Uh... 1057 00:46:33,536 --> 00:46:35,162 No. 1058 00:46:35,871 --> 00:46:37,832 No, I'm‐I'm happy. 1059 00:46:38,332 --> 00:46:40,209 Documentarian: And you don't, you don't feel bad 1060 00:46:40,293 --> 00:46:41,752 that you never got to... 1061 00:46:41,836 --> 00:46:43,921 make the world a better place? 1062 00:46:44,005 --> 00:46:46,257 ♪ ♪ 1063 00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:47,675 Uh... 1064 00:46:48,843 --> 00:46:51,012 I think we did okay. 1065 00:46:55,099 --> 00:46:56,434 I... 1066 00:46:56,517 --> 00:46:58,519 actually could, um... 1067 00:46:59,812 --> 00:47:01,772 I... I still have it. 1068 00:47:01,856 --> 00:47:03,441 One copy of the... 1069 00:47:03,524 --> 00:47:05,693 Pied Piper codebase. 1070 00:47:05,776 --> 00:47:08,112 I have it on a thumb drive. I could show it to you. 1071 00:47:08,195 --> 00:47:09,739 We won't... 1072 00:47:09,822 --> 00:47:12,074 ‐look into it, but, um... ‐(opens drawer) 1073 00:47:13,075 --> 00:47:15,244 I just wanna show it to you. 1074 00:47:17,330 --> 00:47:19,832 (rummaging) 1075 00:47:20,958 --> 00:47:23,252 It's just got a couple things on there that I think... 1076 00:47:24,545 --> 00:47:25,963 I, honestly, this was like when 1077 00:47:26,047 --> 00:47:28,132 we were coding the best we ever were, 1078 00:47:28,215 --> 00:47:31,427 so some pieces of this thing are... 1079 00:47:32,345 --> 00:47:34,513 ‐sheer elegance. ‐(opens drawer) 1080 00:47:35,014 --> 00:47:36,390 I wish I could show it to everybody 1081 00:47:36,474 --> 00:47:38,726 because I wanna show it to my students. 1082 00:47:39,977 --> 00:47:41,979 Not my class, but another... 1083 00:47:42,063 --> 00:47:44,357 ‐I know it was in the desk. ‐(rummaging) 1084 00:47:45,066 --> 00:47:46,233 Okay, this is weird. 1085 00:47:46,567 --> 00:47:49,153 ‐(banging) ‐Shit, okay. 1086 00:47:49,236 --> 00:47:50,863 Where is it? 1087 00:47:51,572 --> 00:47:54,700 (rattling) 1088 00:47:55,659 --> 00:47:57,995 It's or‐‐ it's orange. It's this big. 1089 00:47:58,079 --> 00:47:59,413 It's just a thumb drive. 1090 00:47:59,497 --> 00:48:03,292 So, is anyone‐‐ have any of your crew seen it or anything? 1091 00:48:03,376 --> 00:48:05,169 I mean... right here. 1092 00:48:05,252 --> 00:48:07,880 ‐That's insa... ‐(rummaging) 1093 00:48:09,423 --> 00:48:11,092 I had the... 1094 00:48:12,218 --> 00:48:14,428 It's gotta be in the desk. 1095 00:48:15,054 --> 00:48:16,514 Documentarian: Is it a problem? 1096 00:48:16,597 --> 00:48:19,308 Um, no, not a problem. Um... 1097 00:48:19,392 --> 00:48:21,602 It's just pretty fascinating. Although... 1098 00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:25,147 if it isn't here... 1099 00:48:28,275 --> 00:48:29,902 where is it?